Thursday, July 3, 2014

Three Things I Would Say To A. J. Pierzynski If I Were John Farrell...

One: When the umpire calls a pitch you think is a strike a ball, shut the fuck up.

Two: When the umpire calls a pitch you think is a ball a strike, shut the fuck up.

And three: I knew Jarrod Saltalamacchia. I won a World Series with Jarrod Saltalamacchia. A. J., you're no Jarrod Saltalamacchia. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

And play ball...

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